Look at that cover. Look at exactly what’s going on there. Makes you almost cry, doesn’t it? It better. Because if it doesn’t, then baby you’ve got it coming. Chris Ware, one of our finest cartoonists did this cover for the New Yorker and made a comic strip for the issue.
I see people crossing streets while typing on their ‘devices.’ I see them driving and sitting in fine restaurants with their dates and they’re answering email and texting. Makes you want to walk over and plant a big kiss on some guy’s date right in front of him while he texts his mother. Would serve him right. People are not even remotely aware of other people anymore. They drive right through stop signs while texting or chatting on a cell phone. They wipe out entire families on freeways because they were trying to type, ‘OMG Heeee’s sooooo hot!!!!’
These people are simple dark abominations. They are fools who understand only how to be dead, dried husks that resemble human beings. They think they are part of the information overload and that they are multitasking through life. They’re just obliterating themselves.
Let me put it this way: if somebody sees you using your device, you’re not using it properly.
Sometimes I see a woman in the grocery store answer her cell phone and say something like, ‘Yes, honey, I’m in the grocery store. I’m looking for those little pepper things now.’
Do you know why the guy calls her there? I do. It’s because he thinks she’s cheating on him because he knows she wants to because he’s a total flaccid drip. That is why 99.9% of all cell phone calls on the planet are placed. That is why the cell phone economy works. It’s nervous people checking up on their significant others to make sure they’re still around.
You know I’m right. You’ve done it too. Haven’t you?
But look at this cover illustration and think about trying not to do such an awful thing to your kid this Halloween. Try hard, because that kid will never forget that little screen in your face.
NASA has released a free app for the iPhone that offers dynamically updated information, images, and video from many of its ongoing missions. NASA seems to be suffering through a confused decade in which it wonders what vehicle should replace its aging shuttle fleet, whether to dump the International Space Station into the ocean to save money, whether to go back to the moon, or whether Mars might be a suitable destination for a manned visit.
I think it’s probably safe to say that NASA is learning an enormous amount through its telescopes, satellites and rovers. I suspect that very little is really learned from sending three or four humans to the moon other than how to keep three or four humans alive on the moon for a few weeks. Perhaps NASA should just relax a little and stop worrying about making people interested in what it’s doing. Perhaps they should just worry about collecting information.
The NFB (National Film Board of Canada) has just released a new free iPhone app that lets you watch hundreds of their films. You can use the app even while you’re away from hotspots by downloading films for viewing during a 24-hour period. The NFB is one of my favorite places on the web for film. They just do it the right way. They make it easy.
This is an excellent way to distribute their huge collection of ground-breaking films.
You can get the app at the iTunes store.
More finger sketching from the iPod. The major problem I see with drawing on an iPod or an iPhone is that it doesn’t work well in the sunshine. You can’t see the screen well enough to draw. Paper works better on a beach.
Drawn on my iPod with the Brushes app. This one’s an ocean from memory.