Sesame Street Bans Boobs

Katy Perry sang this song for Sesame Street and then some nasty parents complained about her showing too much cleavage for the little tot audience and so the piece was banned from the TV show! Oh no! What’s going on with parents? Maybe they’re turning into boobs. Don’t kids like boobs anymore? I did when I was a little guy. It ain’t called the boob tube for nothing. What’s the problem? She just wants to play. I’ll play with her. It’s actually a rather good music video.

Kids, if you have a parent who’s afraid of boobs you’ve got real problems ahead. Beware and seriously consider changing who you hang out with.